Today my apple was rabid and evil. It was hard to determine it’s name, but I think it was called Skuzzy. His hobbies included gnawing on bones, cannibalism and drama. His last words were, “Rah! Rah! RAAAHHHH!”, which I found quite frightening but didn’t take away from the juicy texture as I devoured him. He tasted like an apple.

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