My apple was very suspicious today. He claimed he was called John Smith Apple. He said that his hobbies included hanging around on apple trees, being an apple and making apple pie. His last words were, “Ha ha ha! You did not see through my disguise! I have committed the perfect crime! Mwahahahahahaha.” which is what first made me think that he wasn’t an apple at all. I’m not sure why he had disguised himself though as it meant that he got eaten. He tasted like a satsuma.