Today my apple was the sort of person who comments on videos on YouTube called Stupid idiot Bob Apple. His hobbies included being rude about other people’s work even though he has no talents of his own, having the opinion of a mentally retarded 2 year old and being an ignorant little prick. His last words were, “Your videos are all shit and the special effects look crap” to which I replied, “There were no special effects in the film, I think you’ll find it was the visual effects that look shit. If you are going to criticise other people it helps if you aren’t a fucking idiot.” I didn’t eat him, I just mashed his face into a bloody pulp. He looked like he would have tasted like a cunt.