Today my apple was a plastic looking lady called Candy Apples. Her hobbies included wearing so much make up that she looks like she is going to a halloween party, replacing parts of her body with pieces of plastic and wearing a short dress and high heels that make her stumble around all night complaining her feet hurt whilst constantly pulling her skirt down as though it is permanently shrinking. Her last words were, “If I could put my brain into a barbie doll I would because she is so thin!'” I ate her and was surprised to find her hollow. She tasted like silicone.

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