Today my apple was a psychopathic murderer called Hanapple Lecter. His hobbies included eating people, wearing their skin on his face as a disguise and knitting. His last words were, “Hello Clarice!” Which I thought was weird as I only dress as Clarice on Thursdays. He tasted lovely especially as I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.

Todays apple was suggested by Alex Anstey. Have you got an idea for apple of the day? Perhaps you’d like to submit your own apple to be featured? If so we’d like to hear from you. AOD is celebrating it’s 1 month anniversary and this couldn’t have happened without all the apples that have given their lives to the cause. It is also, I guess, mainly down to how bored you can get working 13 hour days.

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