Today my apple was a futuristic cyborg cop called RoboApple. His hobbies included preventing crimes in really violent ways, upholding the law and happy slapping. His last words were, “Come quietly or there will be… trouble. ” Unfortunately for RoboApple this Ed was a much more worthy opponent than Ed 209 and I crushed him like a can of coke. He tasted like a pointed social satire wrapped up in a science fiction theme.

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