Today my apple was a security program called Tron Apple. His hobbies included defending the mainframe from the Master Control Program, riding his light cycle and playing Frisbee. His last words were, “I fight for the Users.” I spent a while admiring his retro hat and wondering where I could get me one of those before tucking into him as part of my healthy breakfast. He tasted like a concept that was way ahead of it’s time which strangely resulted in something that looked crap for 20 year before finally becoming retrospectively awesome.