Today my apple was an annoying little creature called Stripe Apple. His hobbies included eating after midnight, getting wet and watching Disney cartoons. His last words were, ” Gizmo Caca. Bye Bye!” Even in death he seemed determined to taunt the hairy little apple that he called GizmoApple. Of course, I don’t approve of this bullying, but had to throw GizmoApple away as it had obviously gone mouldy. Right now I can hear it’s beautiful singing coming from the waste bin. Stripe Apple tasted like the 80s.