Today my apple was a zombie ghost called BeetleAppleJuice. His hobbies included Scaring people, appearing when his name is said three times and turning into a snake. His last words were, ” Let’s turn on the juice and see what shakes loose.” as I ate into him I couldn’t help but notice that he looked a little bit like Batman. He tasted like maggots and poo. All in all I don’t recommend adding Beetles to your apple juice.