Today my apple was a boy wizard called Harry Potterapple. His hobbies included casting spells, trying to defeat the evil Lord Voldeapple and breakdancing. His last words were, “Expelliarmus!”which shocked me and made my wand spin out of my hand. Unfortunately for Harry I was planning on eating him with my teeth rather than with a wooden stick. He tasted like chocolate frogs and bogies.

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