Today my apple was a humanoid/cat hybrid alien called Lion AppleO. His hobbies included defending the planet from the evil Mumrah, leading the other Thundercats in their quest to make a new home for themselves and playing with balls of string. His last words were, “Thunder, Thunder, Thundercats HOOOOOO!” I can only assume he was referring to some kind of weather controlling, feline prostitutes. He tasted like fur balls and coolade.

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