Today my apple was a Teenage Mutant Ninja Apple called MichaelappleO. His hobbies included eating pizza, beating up ninjas and break dancing. His last words were, “Cowabonga Dude!” which was nonsense to me. I asked him if he thought he was a little too young to be playing with Nun Chucks and he told me he only played with them in America as he wasn’t allowed them in the UK. He tasted like a dirty pizza and drains.