Today my apple was a giant, furry teddy bear called Chewbapple. His hobbies included tearing the arms off storm troopers, smuggling and space chess. His last words were, “Arrrghhhh! Arrrf.” This didn’t make sense to me but, to be honest, at the time I was wondering whether he was that guy from the Bee Gees. He tasted like licking a cat… not that I’ve done that.

Congratulations to Matt Jenkins who is the winner of our AOD star wars competition. He’ll be receiving a signed photo of Bumface the goat very soon.