Today my apple was the prettiest wifey apple I’ve ever seen called Penny Happlle. Her hobbies included baking, being house proud and vigilante justice. Her last words were, “While you were at work I baked you some fudge. I also painted the front door and it’s dripping everywhere and looks really awful.” The front door did indeed look very silly, but you couldn’t help but be impressed by her dedication to building a beautiful home for her and her happlle husband. She tasted like the other part of you that you can’t live without.

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