Today my apple was an awesome radio show host on the independent radio station Kooba Radio called Japple Yeah. His hobbies included finding brilliant new music from unsigned bands, telling amusing anecdotes and arctophily. His last words were, “There was a spider in my nose! In my nose!” I found myself chuckling out loud at this amusing anecdote much later in the day when I was on the tube train, which made everyone look at me like I was mental. Well, it was either that or the fact that I wasn’t wearing any trousers and was brandishing an egg whisk. He tasted like the best free radio station around — with Jonny Yeah.