Today my apple was a giant monster called Godzapplla. His hobbies included destroying Tokyo, saving Tokyo from other giant, radioactive monsters and playing the bagpipes. His last words were, “Roooooaaaaaaarrrrr!” Which, although sounded aggressive and mindless was actually him trying to express himself and his emotions using free form poetry. He tasted like he was about ready for another remake.

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