Today my apple was a nice chap called Wallapple. His hobbies included hanging out with his faithful dog Gromapple, inventing and eating cheese and crackers. His last words were, “No crackers, Gromapple! We’ve forgotten the crackers!” He tasted like a creamy brie, sprinkled with flakes of oven roasted plasticine.

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