Today my apple was a friendly ghost apple called Casper. His hobbies included being friendly, hanging out with Christina Ricci before she was dirty and playing tennis. His last words were, “This is like… being born, only backwards. I remember, I didn’t go where I was supposed to go. I just stayed behind, so my dad wouldn’t be lonely.” He tasted like marshmallow flavoured air.

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