Today my apple was a sleepy apple called Faffy Bungleton. His hobbies included not getting enough sleep, being tired and that moment when the alarm goes off but you haven’t woken up and your brain convinces you, for just a moment, that the sound is actually an army of winged monkeys screaming a war chant at you. His last words were, “I can’t wait for the weekend so I can have a lie in.” Unfortunately for him, I knew that when the weekend came he would instinctively wake up early and not have a lie in because he felt like he needed to enjoy his day off as efficiently as possible. He tasted like frozen cream on the top of ice cream. If you’ve never tried that, you should – it’s awesome.

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