Today my apple was a deformed genius called Erik, the Phantom of the Appella. His hobbies included building theatres, extorting money from the opera’s management and falling in love with chorus girls. His last words were, “Your spirit and your voice in one combined. The Phantom of the Opera is there, inside your mind.” which he sang in an overly melodramatic way. He tasted like the time when I was younger when I started watching Ghostbusters (which was awesome) only for my parents to decide it was too scary and switch it half way through for the Phantom of the Opera. It was years before I realised that Ghostbusters didn’t end as a musical. Yes… it tasted EXACTLY like that.

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