Today my apple was a dog like dragon called Falcapplor. His hobbies included taking little boys for a ride on his back, giving bullies a taste of their own medicine and chasing rabbits. His last words were, “I am a luck dragon.” As I nibbled away at a piece of his cheek I thought to myself that his luck had run out and then for absolutely no reason started singing, “The Never Ending Stooooooory! AHahAHahAHahAHaH – Never Ending Stoooory! AHahAHahAHahAHaH!” He tasted like a furry burrito.

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