Today my apple was a young man called Simon De Bapple. His hobbies included not being able to get a job, being unskilled and drinking. His last words were, “I feel like I have no prospects. I am becoming part of a lost generation.ā€ I felt sorry for him, with 1 in 5 young people out of work he faces a challenging future. Then again, considering he’s a 22 year old 20 stone male who has just spent 3 years doing a BA in page three modelling I can’t help but feel some of the responsibility for his situation is his own. He tasted like pot noodles and cheap wine.

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