Today my apple was a sickly person called Dirk Apple Von Man Flu. His hobbies included catching a cold the moment the weather gets a little bit colder, being melodramatic and thinking he’s going to die and sneezing really loudly on public transport. His last words were, “Ahhhh CHOOOOO!” He tasted like Lemsip and Strepsils.

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