Today my apple was a undead superhero called The Crapplow. His hobbies included revenging the murder of his girlfriend, being invincible and wearing ladies make up. His last words were, “I have something to give you. I don’t want it anymore. Thirty hours of pain all at once, all for you.” He tasted like one of my all time favourite movies with a hint of teen angst.

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