Today my apple was a tiny builder called Doozer Apple. His hobbies included building structures out of radishes, hanging out with Fraggles and being a member of a Village People tribute band. His last words were, “Let me build a Doozer tower using my Doozer power.ā€ He tasted like a TV series that is in dire need of a remake.

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