Today my apple was a crazy scientist called Doctor Emmett Apple. His hobbies included building time machines, modifying an old DeLorean to make it all kinds of awesome and reading Jules Verne. His last words were, “The way I see it, if you’re gonna build a time machine into a car, why not do it with some style?” He tasted like smartie flavoured popcorn.

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