Today my apple was a one man revolution called V Apple. His hobbies included dressing up as Guy Fawkes, terrorising the oppressive government and kidnapping Natalie Portman. His last words were, “Who? Who is but the form following the function of what and what I am is a man in a mask.” He tasted like mulled wine, jacket potatoes and toasted marshmallows on a cool November evening.

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