Today my apple was a movie star called Cary Grapplant. His hobbies included acting, being the first actor to go independent by leaving the studio system and being on the board of directors at Faberge. His last words were, “Everyone wants to be Cary Grapplant. Even I want to be Cary Grapplant.” He tasted like arsenic and old lace.

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