Today my apple was one of those people who seems to know you but embarrassingly you have no memory of at all. He was called um… Wotsit Whosmajig. His hobbies included not being memorable, remembering other people and something else which he did tell me but I’ve forgotten. His last words were, “It’s so nice to see you again Ed. I have really missed you Ed.” To which I replied, “Yeah, me too…. mate.” He tasted like something you’ve forgotten how good it tastes until you actually have it again and then you realise you are pretty ambivalent to it.

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