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Today there is no apple of the day today due to a serious case of Gastric Flu which has lead to scenes in toilets around the country reminiscent of the Alien ‘acid blood’ scene. We are sorry for any inconvenience this causes you but hope you can instead enjoy our apple of the day ‘Look like Alex mask’.

Now you too can look like my friend Alex, simply print this picture out and super glue it to your face.

The ‘Look like Alex mask’ is fun for the whole family.


Today my apple was the sort of person who gets ill the moment they have a few spare minutes called Bungoed Smapple. His hobbies included feeling ill, sneezing and coughing. His last words were, “I have the man flu!!” He tasted a lemsip flavoured Chicken soup.

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